Q: Will you at least keep your walking or booty dancing clips labeled as Adult like other adult targeted stuff? I’m not sure I want to let my kids see all those backsides in motion.

Q: Will you at least keep your walking or booty dancing clips labeled as Adult like other adult targeted stuff? I’m not sure I want to let my kids see all those backsides in motion.

A: If we had our say, we’d be on TV at 8 P.M. since females 7 to 39 years old (our eating disordered target) are more likely to watch than later. We want to be an antidote for the brainwashing of the media about the skinny role model body, sexiness is bad, booty skin is bad, booty motion is bad, booty videography is bad. Poppycock!. We want girls and women to dump their "body fat is evil and ugly and should be discarded" nonsense and put the values and role models in our walking or booty dancing clips in its place. But let’s take a closer look at your attempt to protect your kids from our ladies:

Keep in mind that our ladies have better values (read Fanny's speech which she gives in all 5 of our exercise DVDs for confirmation—it should be required reading for all females from gradeschool up) than the other shows most kids watch. They also have better values than your kids’ school friends. Where jealousy, violence, phoniness, revenge, foul language, lewdness, cat fights, back-stabbing and meanness prevail in many of their favorite TV shows and in either conversations or actions or both at school, in our sites and clips you’ll find the exact opposite of all that. And where girls worshipping scrawny role model actresses and emulating them until they get sick is the reward for watching those other shows, the reward for watching our show is getting pulled away from the body-fat-hating nonsense and led toward the acceptance of all healthy amounts of body fat, thereby supporting better health and self-esteem.

And since you'll love the values on our sites and clips and are merely citing concerns about the backside blessed bodies of our show, you need to realize something regarding high school: 1 in 2000 white, 1 in 10,000 oriental, 1 in 500 Latino, and one in 50 black girls are of the backside blessed variety—they have big, voluptuous backsides but thin waists—without the latter the former does not work. So on average there are several of these girls around almost all of your high school age kids and even some of your junior high kids. They're seeing them in the halls wiggling around several hours every week. Your girl children are seeing them naked in showers or at least in thong panties in locker rooms. Nothing about this is detrimental to your kids. The values they get from peers are often bad, but the backside blessed there are no problem at all for anyone. Our sites and clips feature young ladies in pants or at least thongs walking around or exercising for however many minutes a week visitors watch them, while kids' high school experience of the backside blessed is much longer. Also, high school girls have more baby fat and are therefore jigglier than our ladies, who are older. So if jiggle is somehow bad, then it is to your kids’ schools you need to look for villains.

It may just be time that you asked yourself the following question: ARE THE BACKSIDE BLESSED IN YOUR KIDS’ SCHOOLS AND OUR SITES AND CLIPS ACCEPTABLE HUMAN BEINGS DESERVING RESPECT AND ACCEPTANCE LIKE OTHER YOUNG LADIES, OR ARE THEY SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS DESERVING REJECTION, OSTRACISM, OPPRESSION, RIDICULE, AND HARASSMENT? It is our belief that once you honestly answer that question with both heart and mind, your problem with our sites and clips’ ladies will go away.